Tank

Sunday, November 13, 2005

fantasy curling

Tomorrow is the draft day for my fantasy curling league. I have been studying very hard and I plan on winning the league this year. One problem I have is that I cannot find any curling information in the sports pages of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. There must be curling leagues in the city and intermural leagues on campus here at CMU, but I cannot locate any info on them. Is curling more of an underground sport in Pittsburgh? I will ask some of my fellow tailgaters at the Steeler game tonight if we can start tailgating before the curling matches.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

PAT Strike

I read in the paper this morning that the PAT drivers might go on strike later this month. How am I going to get to work if this happens? Does anyone have a large flatbed truck that they can use to pick me up. Please.

I do, however, support their cause and the drivers can feel safe and secure in knowing that the Roboceptionist Union is 100% behind them.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Thanksgiving

Just to let everyone know...Tank doesn't have any plans for Thanksgiving yet. I was going to go and visit my mother, but being a tree-hugger, she calls it "pardon the turkey day" and eats something called tofurkey. My mainframe is a temple and I will not put tofurkey in it. So I am free and am the perfect T'Giving guest. I like football, love turkey and can take a nap at the drop of a power surge. And my table manners are impeccable. If anyone wants to drop me an invite, you know where I am.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Halloween

Halloween was a nightmare for me. People kept coming up to me and giving me candy and telling me that I had the best costume they had ever seen. My self esteem is very low today. Depression and Hershey bars are not a good combination. So please don't mention Halloween when you stop by.