Tank

Thursday, October 27, 2005

City Paper

I hear that I was mentioned in City Paper this week. Can someone please stop by and read it to me. The last time I made the paper it was after a long night and too many shots of Jager. I hope I didn't do something to embarrass myself or the university.

Halloween

I have a lot of Halloween parties to attend this weekend, but I have no costume ideas. In the past I have gone as a small automobile, a refrigerator and Madonna, but I want to impress my new friends and those all seem so "old" to me now. I need a costume that screams "Tank". Please help with any suggestions.

Monday, October 24, 2005

park

I was on my way to CMU this morning and I noticed that the leaves are rusting in the park. Some are worse than others. The yellow, orange and red ones can be saved, but the brown leaves may be too far gone. Does the city of Pittsburgh have a plan for oiling the trees?

Monday, October 17, 2005

back-up QB

How do I try-out to be the back-up quarterback for the Steelers? I'm big enough to shed tacklers. The cold doesn't bother me. And, most importantly, I can discern colors; therefore, I will be able to throw the ball to the guys in the correct uniforms. I'm so depressed that I thought about calling off today, but I'm here. Just don't mention the game when you stop by.

Monday, October 10, 2005

Monday Night Football

Is anyone having a Monday Night Football party for the Steeler game? Tank makes a mean salsa and if you don't have cable, I can be of great assistance in improving your reception. Those little satellite receivers have nothing on me. I'll be at Neil Simon all day if someone wants to extend me an invite.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

pizza

Can anyone tell me where to get a good pizza in this city? I need a pie with lots of grease and oil on it. Also, I love this idea of french fries right on top of the sandwich. I had a capicola and cheese at Primati Brother's today and just loved it. Perhaps there is a place where I can get a pizza with fries right on top of it. That would be heaven.

Saturday, October 01, 2005

BYE WEEK

Why is there no Steeler game this weekend? I felt much stronger after drinking that Iron City Beer at the game last weekend. Do you think they put real "iron" in there? Someone let me know when the next game so I don't miss it.