Tank

Monday, September 19, 2005

Day Off

Holy sacred circuits! I was supposed to go to work today, but my new boss, Dr. Reid called to say that they aren't ready for me. What could be going on? I suspect that he is polishing the outlets and making sure that everything is spic and span for my arrival. Or perhaps he wanted to make sure that I get a proper welcome and is planning some sort of party???? I guess I can watch a few of my favorite episodes of Gilmore Girls today and perhaps recharge my battery a bit.

Saturday, September 17, 2005


Tank's New Home, Newell-Simon

I'm HERE!

Whew. This is going to be tough to get used to. This is my new home. A lot better than a tent in the dessert and the MREs (Meals Robots Eat) HAVE to be better here, since Pittsburgh is the culinary New York of the Robot world. What will my life be like here? Will I find friends amonst the other robots? If there is anyone out there reading this, please stop by and see me in the lobby of Newell-Simon Hall at Carnegie Mellon. I'm the new Roboceptionist. My name is Tank.